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Matt Juszczak matt at atopia.net
Mon Apr 11 17:13:27 EDT 2011


Hi Joseph,

I'm not sure how you find Nik's post to be what you describe.  I thought 
the post was quite original, and he sells his start-up quite well (to the 
type of person he's looking for, of course).

-Matt

On Mon, 11 Apr 2011, Joseph Sussman wrote:

> I don't want to put words in anybody's mouth here, but I think that
> the point is that the original post was one of the most laughably
> douchey posts this list has seen in a long time. What's wrong with
> having a little fun with it? Sham'on 'nah, people!
>
> On Mon, Apr 11, 2011 at 4:57 PM, Matt Juszczak <matt at atopia.net> wrote:
>> Kristina,
>>
>> You and I are almost always on the same page, but here I have to disagree
>> with you.
>>
>> Please read this article:
>>
>> http://onstartups.com/tabid/3339/bid/13420/Startup-Culture-Lessons-From-Mad-Men.aspx
>>
>> I assure you... that company has some of the best talent working for it in
>> the area.
>>
>> -Matt
>>
>> On Mon, 11 Apr 2011, Kristina Anderson wrote:
>>
>>> It may be becoming more common, but it's a total turnoff to most people.
>>>  It doesn't seem like good business to limit oneself to hiring those under
>>> 25 and/or those with alcohol abuse problems, especially for a CTO
>>> position...? You're automatically excluding the best talent from the search
>>> from the get-go, and attracting the sort of employee who won't be able to do
>>> the work properly, thereby resulting in a poor product.
>>>
>>> There's no way a job post like that can yield any "top talent".
>>>
>>> On 4/11/2011 4:46 PM, Matt Juszczak wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Kristina,
>>>>
>>>> In their defense, this kind of agile, work hard, play hard environment is
>>>> becoming much more common.  One of the largest start-ups I know gladly gives
>>>> free alcohol to their employees, and yes, they drink during the day. But no
>>>> is irresponsible, and it's been rated one of the top companies to work for.
>>>>  Like Nik's company (I assume), they are looking for top talent and wouldn't
>>>> hire people who are likely to abuse the system.  My guess is (though I don't
>>>> know Nik) that his company also has an extremely relaxed vacation policy,
>>>> because it isn't about the time you take, it's about the work you
>>>> accomplish.
>>>>
>>>> -Matt
>>>>
>>>> On Mon, 11 Apr 2011, Kristina Anderson wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> These are the sorts of job posts that just  make me look forward to
>>>>> switching to a different career... "kegerator" & "beer pong"?
>>>>> I should want to hang out with you outside of work and watch you drink
>>>>> until
>>>>> you puke while listening to loud rock & roll music?  (From the tone of
>>>>> the
>>>>> below it seems like you  may be doing this during the workday!)
>>>>>
>>>>> Clearly nobody in this awesome company has yet seen their 25th
>>>>> birthday...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> On 4/11/2011 3:47 PM, Nik Bonaddio wrote:
>>>>>      I'm not a recruiter. Recruiters are lame and have no idea what
>>>>>      they're doing. I know exactly what I'm looking for, so I'm
>>>>>      posting here.
>>>>>
>>>>>      ---
>>>>>
>>>>>      Let's start with the boring stuff up front: We're a small,
>>>>>      agile, well-trafficked startup in the sports analytics space.
>>>>>      We've been covered by TechCrunch, we've been written up in
>>>>>      Sports Illustrated, and now we're going to revolutionize the way
>>>>>      users consume and engage with sports content. Our founders are
>>>>>      ballers, our advisors are even more ballerous, and just wait
>>>>>      until you see our product..
>>>>>
>>>>>      If you're someone who loves sports and also loves building
>>>>>      products, then we're your company. Even if you're not a huge
>>>>>      sports fan, feel free to reach out to us - we're more interested
>>>>>      in someone who knows how to get stuff done. If you're wondering
>>>>>      what kind of people we're like socially, we have a kegerator in
>>>>>      our office and our most played artist on iTunes is Animal
>>>>>      Collective. You should be able to get our jokes and we should be
>>>>>      able to want to hang out with you outside of work.
>>>>>
>>>>>      Our stack is built on PHP and MySQL, but we're considering
>>>>>      moving to Couch or Mongo. What do you suggest? We'd love to
>>>>>      know. We have a world-class designer and front-end developer on
>>>>>      board, we need to find someone who is comfortable on the PHP
>>>>>      backend, taking things from the browser-level all the way down
>>>>>      to the DB. We're not looking for someone who is merely good;
>>>>>      we're looking for great - '85 Bears great. Lemieux in the 91-92
>>>>>      playoffs great. Lemonade and BBQ on a Summer afternoon great.
>>>>>
>>>>>      Skillsets:
>>>>>
>>>>>       o  Excellent PHP skills (should be comfortable building out an
>>>>>          application scalable to 100,000 daily uniques)
>>>>>       o  Knowledgeable of system-wide architecture (setting up
>>>>>          version control, release engineering structs, etc.)
>>>>>       o  Comfortable working in a fast-paced startup setting
>>>>>       o  Familiarity with beer pong and general precepts of social
>>>>>          skill
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>      Nice to have:
>>>>>
>>>>>       o  Familiarity with HTML/CSS/jQuery (not totally necessary as
>>>>>          we already have a world-class designer and front-end)
>>>>>       o  Sports fan (big, big plus - let us know what your favorite
>>>>>          team is)
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>      What we're not:
>>>>>
>>>>>       o  Some huge, boring company where you'll have meetings about
>>>>>          meetings
>>>>>       o  A company that works in a space that you could care less
>>>>>          about
>>>>>       o  A startup that values founder's valuations over the future
>>>>>          gains of the employees
>>>>>       o  A company founded by a bunch of suits who can't code Hello
>>>>>          World in BASIC
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>      Even though we're a startup, this is a salary position. We'll
>>>>>      shell out for the right employee. There is also a TON of equity
>>>>>      involved; you're the third employee and huge part of our future
>>>>>      success - we'll take care of you. You should ideally be in NYC,
>>>>>      but that won't stop us from moving forward with the right
>>>>>      person.
>>>>>
>>>>>      To apply, just send us a resume (please send nik at numberfire.com)
>>>>>      and we'll go from there.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
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