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[nycphp-jobs] CTO/Lead Engineer Opportunity

Kristina Anderson ka at kacomputerconsulting.com
Mon Apr 11 17:23:13 EDT 2011


Us old ladies don't know ANYTHING about music, we listen to that, you 
know, old lady type music.
We just would NOT fit in, it's quite certain.

On 4/11/2011 4:56 PM, Norm Shulman wrote:
> Doesn't the music choice say  -  " only Hipsters Need Apply"    :)
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: jobs-bounces at lists.nyphp.org [mailto:jobs-bounces at lists.nyphp.org] On
> Behalf Of Kristina Anderson
> Sent: Monday, April 11, 2011 4:53 PM
> To: Matt Juszczak
> Cc: jobs at lists.nyphp.org
> Subject: Re: [nycphp-jobs] CTO/Lead Engineer Opportunity
>
> It may be becoming more common, but it's a total turnoff to most people.  It
> doesn't seem like good business to limit oneself to hiring those under 25
> and/or those with alcohol abuse problems, especially for
> a CTO position...?   You're automatically excluding the best talent from
> the search from the get-go, and attracting the sort of employee who won't be
> able to do the work properly, thereby resulting in a poor product.
>
> There's no way a job post like that can yield any "top talent".
>
> On 4/11/2011 4:46 PM, Matt Juszczak wrote:
>> Kristina,
>>
>> In their defense, this kind of agile, work hard, play hard environment
>> is becoming much more common.  One of the largest start-ups I know
>> gladly gives free alcohol to their employees, and yes, they drink
>> during the day. But no is irresponsible, and it's been rated one of
>> the top companies to work for.  Like Nik's company (I assume), they
>> are looking for top talent and wouldn't hire people who are likely to
>> abuse the system.  My guess is (though I don't know Nik) that his
>> company also has an extremely relaxed vacation policy, because it
>> isn't about the time you take, it's about the work you accomplish.
>>
>> -Matt
>>
>> On Mon, 11 Apr 2011, Kristina Anderson wrote:
>>
>>> These are the sorts of job posts that just  make me look forward to
>>> switching to a different career... "kegerator"&  "beer pong"?
>>> I should want to hang out with you outside of work and watch you
>>> drink until you puke while listening to loud rock&  roll music?
>>> (From the tone of the below it seems like you  may be doing this
>>> during the workday!)
>>>
>>> Clearly nobody in this awesome company has yet seen their 25th
>>> birthday...
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> On 4/11/2011 3:47 PM, Nik Bonaddio wrote:
>>>        I'm not a recruiter. Recruiters are lame and have no idea what
>>>        they're doing. I know exactly what I'm looking for, so I'm
>>>        posting here.
>>>
>>>        ---
>>>
>>>        Let's start with the boring stuff up front: We're a small,
>>>        agile, well-trafficked startup in the sports analytics space.
>>>        We've been covered by TechCrunch, we've been written up in
>>>        Sports Illustrated, and now we're going to revolutionize the way
>>>        users consume and engage with sports content. Our founders are
>>>        ballers, our advisors are even more ballerous, and just wait
>>>        until you see our product..
>>>
>>>        If you're someone who loves sports and also loves building
>>>        products, then we're your company. Even if you're not a huge
>>>        sports fan, feel free to reach out to us - we're more interested
>>>        in someone who knows how to get stuff done. If you're wondering
>>>        what kind of people we're like socially, we have a kegerator in
>>>        our office and our most played artist on iTunes is Animal
>>>        Collective. You should be able to get our jokes and we should be
>>>        able to want to hang out with you outside of work.
>>>
>>>        Our stack is built on PHP and MySQL, but we're considering
>>>        moving to Couch or Mongo. What do you suggest? We'd love to
>>>        know. We have a world-class designer and front-end developer on
>>>        board, we need to find someone who is comfortable on the PHP
>>>        backend, taking things from the browser-level all the way down
>>>        to the DB. We're not looking for someone who is merely good;
>>>        we're looking for great - '85 Bears great. Lemieux in the 91-92
>>>        playoffs great. Lemonade and BBQ on a Summer afternoon great.
>>>
>>>        Skillsets:
>>>
>>>         o  Excellent PHP skills (should be comfortable building out an
>>>            application scalable to 100,000 daily uniques)
>>>         o  Knowledgeable of system-wide architecture (setting up
>>>            version control, release engineering structs, etc.)
>>>         o  Comfortable working in a fast-paced startup setting
>>>         o  Familiarity with beer pong and general precepts of social
>>>            skill
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>        Nice to have:
>>>
>>>         o  Familiarity with HTML/CSS/jQuery (not totally necessary as
>>>            we already have a world-class designer and front-end)
>>>         o  Sports fan (big, big plus - let us know what your favorite
>>>            team is)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>        What we're not:
>>>
>>>         o  Some huge, boring company where you'll have meetings about
>>>            meetings
>>>         o  A company that works in a space that you could care less
>>>            about
>>>         o  A startup that values founder's valuations over the future
>>>            gains of the employees
>>>         o  A company founded by a bunch of suits who can't code Hello
>>>            World in BASIC
>>>
>>>
>>>        Even though we're a startup, this is a salary position. We'll
>>>        shell out for the right employee. There is also a TON of equity
>>>        involved; you're the third employee and huge part of our future
>>>        success - we'll take care of you. You should ideally be in NYC,
>>>        but that won't stop us from moving forward with the right
>>>        person.
>>>
>>>        To apply, just send us a resume (please send nik at numberfire.com)
>>>        and we'll go from there.
>>>
>>>
>>>
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